I scream, you scream…

Last Saturday, my good friend Steph (of Completely Irrelevant) went out to a big ice cream party in some vacant lot. It’s one of those bizarre little things that pop up in DC, in this case to announce a rebranding campaign for Union Market. Everyone got free scoops, which were mostly large (though one scrooge truck gave [...]

Spider Man Reboot

That’s right, they’re rebooting Spider-Man again. I know everyone else out there thinks Raimi’s was good, but I hated the mopey Spidey. He was nowhere near as annoying and chipper as the Red’n’Blue ought to be. That said, these comments at Metafilter explain the only good direction to take the franchise now:  

Juxtaposition

   

Airport security

I’m just hoping that the next iteration of scanners will include an internal scanning wand that had to be inserted into an orifice. Until then I’ll have to keep requesting hand searches while hinting that they haven’t found the bomb “yet”.

I’m totally a Scaley

It’s like being a furry, but we’re all dinosaurs. RAWR!

The RNC Chairman race is basically the NBA playoffs

Takes months to conclude, no one cares by the end, and you can get in with a losing record…

Michael Bay is salivating

Some of you older nerds may recognize this: “Oh, yes, Missile Command, that really boring game where you shoot missiles to shoot things down.  Really, the epitome of ‘does what it says on the box.’  Whatever happened to that game and why are you bringing it up 30 years after it last stole a quarter [...]

Southwest DC Rehabilitation

Hey look, I’m a spambot: I just found this great website!  Historic Aerials! HA is essentially google maps with historical images.  Other than trying to spot Jackie O sunbathing on the south lawn, what’s it good for?  I don’t know, I’m a history-ologist, but here’s an interesting example. In our property class in law school, our [...]

Global Warming and Cold European Winters: Same thing

In a news release that will surely lead to some great Fox and Friends guffawing, climate scientists found that the recently extra-cold European winters are actually explained by global warming.  According to models: 1. Global warming reduces ice cover on the arctic ocean 2. Reduced ice cover allows more of the sun’s heat into the [...]

ABC News Headline today

“After ‘Don’t Ask” Repeal, Obama Mulls Same-Sex Marriage” I’m hoping he picks Ricky Martin.  They’d have such cute chinese babies! I am very happy with the votes taken this week, and if this is how progress happens, I’m happy to give up the house every four years as long as we take it back in [...]